Today, like many other days, I decided to poke fun at a common double-standard  (today’s topic was underwear in the media: men’s comfortable, functional standard vs. women’s sexy-yet-uncomfortable or not-at-all-present) I then proceeded to shout (with all my apartment windows open) that I’m “bringing back the matriarchy” and his only worth is in looking good for me, keeping my house clean, impregnating me with his man-seed, and then carrying my young like a seahorse. This literally happened today. He is such a good sport, guys. You have no idea.

Today, like many other days, I decided to poke fun at a common double-standard  (today’s topic was underwear in the media: men’s comfortable, functional standard vs. women’s sexy-yet-uncomfortable or not-at-all-present) I then proceeded to shout (with all my apartment windows open) that I’m “bringing back the matriarchy” and his only worth is in looking good for me, keeping my house clean, impregnating me with his man-seed, and then carrying my young like a seahorse. This literally happened today. He is such a good sport, guys. You have no idea.

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If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

Lao Tzu  (via middecember)

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And all they knew of hate was that it couldn’t beat the love out of me.

Andrea Gibson (via highesthill)